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Autofellatio Isn't Just Something in the Animal Kingdom - Your
Autofellatio Guide to Reasoning
is a book on Autofellatio and how to Autofellate
of "wild autofellatio" or "autofellatio in the wild," we tend to have
our minds wondering about what "animals" actually do perform this act
in the wild.
What actually lives in the wild? Well, we did at one time. Our
ancestors have shown that we all lived in the "wild." Actually, some of
us still do.
Some of us also seem to forget that we are, indeed, animals, too. Maybe
because most of us no longer live like "wildlife." But then, too, a lot
of our animal friends live with us. Dogs, birds, cats, and the like.
People can perform most self-love acts if they train themselves in the
proper methodology. The problem is that since "Man" has become overly
domesticated, just like our pets, most of us have lost the ability to
perform such things.
Part of this is because we have tended to put on extra weight because
of our domestication. Another factor is that we sit for too long of
periods of time that are bodies weren't designed or built for. This
alters the normal "posture" of our bodies. When posture is affected in
this way, it compromises the ability for the spine and the joints to
We are also less physically active. We let machines do our work for us
and we are now even letting machines think for us. We walk and run on
hard surfaces that our feet, legs, and pelvises were not designed for.
We wear high heels which shortens our calves and achilles' tendons and
affects the entire rest of our bodies.
We eat refined and processed food that inhibits our body to function
properly. It does so by not giving the body the natural foods we were
designed to ingest. Ever look at a bag of white flour? It's enriched,
bleached, and refined. Its actual food value is next to nothing.
Studies show that rats fed enriched flour died faster than rats that
were not fed enriched flour. Now, that's something to think about the
next time you eat a piece of bread.
If you offer a gorilla a banana that grew naturally and ripened on its
own with your left hand. Then offered him a banana, with your right
hand, that was picked before it ripened, and was ripened artificially
in a methane chamber, what happens?
He will ALWAYS take the natural banana first, even if it is smaller.
Think about that next time you purchase some fruit.
Humans are so out-of-touch with nature, it's criminal. Even gorillas
are smarter than us.
What other things affect our ability to perform autofellatio? How about
stress? Sure, stress is a huge factor in our naturally-gifted ability
toward autosexuality. Mental stress, that is. Stress manifests itself
in tension and knotting up of our muscles and ligaments. This reduces
are functionability. Our joints are then put under intense and
unfortunate strain which hampers their abilities to function properly
and allow us proper mobility.
Physical stress should be noted, too. Find a postal carrier that's been
delivering mail, by foot, for the last twenty years. Examine their
posture and physical alignment. This is what happens if you carry a
mail sack on just one shoulder for such a long time.
How about lifting improperly? Slouching in a chair? Weak abdominal
muscles... The list is endless.
Is it so hard to wonder why more people don't perform autocunnilingus
or autofellatio these days?
However, today, the people who can perform such acts are considered
That's a pretty bleak blanket to cast over a group of animals who
would, in most cases, be able to perform such feats, if they just lived
more natural lives.
That would be all of us.